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Honesty

 

CheatingThe Baltimore Orioles of 1894~96 was the best team that baseball had seen up to that time, and also the craftiest. One of Baltimore’s favorite tricks was to plant a few extra baseballs in strategic spots in the tall outfield grass. Any balls hit into that area that looked as if they would go for extra bases were miraculously held to singles.

One day, however, an opposing batter drove a ball to left-center field, where one of those balls had been hidden. The left fielder picked up the hidden ball and threw it in. The center fielder, not seeing what his teammate did, picked up the hit ball and threw it in. The umpire, seeing two balls coming into second base, called time and then awarded the game to the visiting team by forfeit.

 

DeceitA humorist told the story of a driver who put a note under the windshield wiper of a parked car. It read: “I have just smashed into your car. The people who saw the accident are watching me. They think I’m writing down my name and address. I’m not. Good luck.”

 

DeceitA little boy was lost during the Christmas shopping rush. He was standing in an aisle of the busy department store crying, “I want my mommy.” People passing by kept giving the unhappy youngster nickels and dimes to cheer him up.

        Finally a floorwalker came over to him and said, “I know where your mommy is, son.”

        The little boy looked up with his tear-drenched eyes and said, “So do I…just keep quiet!”

 

DeceitIn some resort towns in Arizona, it is the practice of various hotels or motels to spray-paint the grass green in the winter to lure tourists to what looks like a lust vacation spot. The problem is that the first spring rains wash the paint into the gutters, revealing how false was the image of the picture-perfect lawns.

        That’s the essence of hypocrisy—pretending to be what we are not.

 

DeceptionThe story has been told of a woman who had acquired wealth and social prominence and decided to have a book written about her genealogy. The well-known author she engaged for the assignment discovered that one of her grandfathers was a murderer who had been electrocuted in Sing Sing. When he said this would have to be included in the book, the woman pleaded that he find a way of saying it that would hide the truth.

        When the book appeared, the incident read as follows: “One of her grandfathers occupied the chair of applied electricity in one of America’s best-known institutions. He was very much attached to his position and literally died in the harness.

 

DeceptionSeveral years ago on the Saturday Evening Post cover was a painting by Norman Rockwell that showed a woman buying a Thanksgiving turkey. The turkey was on the scales and the butcher was standing behind the counter. The customer, a lady of about sixty, stood watching the weigh-in. Each had a pleased look, but a quick glance at the painting shows nothing unusual going on.

        Then we look closely at the entire cover. Rockwell has shown us their hands. The butcher is pressing down on the scales with a thumb while the woman is pushing up with a finger. Both would resent being called thieves, but neither saw anything wrong with a little deception.

 

HypocrisySometimes what's on the outside doesn't always coincide with what is on the inside.  During Mikhail Gorbachev's historic pre-Christmas meeting with Pope John Paul II, people were amazed to hear Gorbachev speak of religious freedom and the right of people in the Soviet Union to satisfy their spiritual needs.  The words which flowed from the mouth of the Soviet Communist Party leader were beautiful, as beautiful as the painting hanging over the two men's heads - the painting by Pietro Cannucci (Perugino), a famous painter of religious scenes - and also a renowned atheist. --Contact, February 1990

 

HypocrisyIn any great forest you will find many huge trees. They tower above other trees and appear to be the very picture of strength and maturity. However, loggers will sometimes not even bother to cut down these huge trees. At first one wonders, “Why leave them? After all, a tree that big must contain twice of thrice the amount of lumber as a smaller tree.”

        The reason is simple. Huge trees are often rotten on the inside. They are the hollow trees that children’s picture books show raccoons living in. And they are the trees that are often blown over in a strong windstorm because, while they appear to be the picture of strength, in fact their hollowness makes them weak.

        This is the essence of hypocrisy-appearing strong on the outside but follow and rotten on the inside.

 

HypocrisyOn the French Riviera, it is such an important status symbol to have a balcony on an apartment that it is quite common to see balconies painted on the walls of apartment houses. People even paint wet laundry hanging on a clothesline, just to give it a touch of reality.

        Hypocrisy is a façade painted just to give it a touch of reality.

 

HypocrisyHypocrisy is like a pin. It is pointed in one direction, and yet as headed in another.

 

HypocrisyWhen Howard Carter and his associates found the tomb of King Tutankhamen, they opened up his casket and found another within it. They opened up the second, which was covered with gold leaf, and found a third. Inside the third casket was a fourth made of pure gold. The pharaoh’s body was in the fourth, wrapped in gold cloth with a gold face mask. But when the body was unwrapped, it was leathery and shriveled.

        Whether we are trying to cloak a dead spiritual life, or something else, in caskets of gold to impress others, the beauty of the exterior does not change the absence of life on the interior.

 

HypocrisyA father complained about the amount of time his family spent in front of the television. His children watched cartoons and neglected schoolwork. His wife preferred soap operas to housework. His solution? “As soon as the baseball season’s over, I’m going to pull the plug.”

 

HonestyOn his way to school one day, a young man found two canvas sacks lying in the street. When he looked inside he was amazed to see that the sacks were full of money-$415,000, in fact! When he returned the money to the Princeton Armored Service, he received a reward of $1,000. The youth, however, was unhappy and said he had expected a larger reward. “I don’t understand it,” he complained. “If I had to do it over again, I’d probably keep the money.”—Dallas Times Herald, March 11, 1979

 

HonestyIn 1924, Liberty magazine sent out a hundred letters to people selected at random throughout the U.S. Each letter contained a one-dollar bill and explained that it was an adjustment of an error that the addressees had complained of-which they had actually never done. Of the hundred recipients, only twenty-seven returned the dollar and said it was a mistake.

        In 1971, Liberty conducted the same test. This time only thirteen returned the money.

 

HonestyThe story has been told of a bank employee who was due for a good promotion. One day at lunch the president of the bank, who happened to be standing behind the clerk in the cafeteria, saw him slip two pats of butter under his slice of bread so they wouldn’t be seen by the cashier.

        That little act of dishonesty cost him his promotion. Just a few pennies’ worth of butter made the difference. The bank president reasoned that if an employee cannot be trusted in little things he cannot be trusted at all.

 

HonestyAdam Clarke was an assistant in a dry-goods store, selling silks and satins to a cultured clientele. One day his employer suggested to him that he try stretching the silk as he measured it out; this would increase sales and profits and also increase Adam’s value to the company. Young Clarke straightened up from his work, face his boss courageously, and said, “Sir, you silk may stretch, but my conscience won’t!”

        God honored Adam Clarke for being an embodied conscience by taking him from the dry-goods store and fitting him to write a famous commentary on the books of the Bible.

 

HonestyDr. Madison Sarratt, who taught mathematics at Vanderbilt University for many years, before giving a test would admonish his class something like this: “Today I am giving two examinations, one in trigonometry and the other in honesty. I hope you will pass them both. If you must fail one, fail trigonometry. There are many good people in the world who can’t pass trig, but there are no good people in the world who cannot pass the examination of honesty.”